Predictions for the New Year

I really tried to imagine a more fun or lighthearted future, but whatever psychic spirit guides me brought only negative premonitions this week, sorry.  I hope I’m wrong about it all,  I don’t want so many of these things to happen! But here is what came to mind when I meditated on the question of what major world events will be big online in 2024-

Lunar New Year blizzard, a bad winter storm around then 

Mass crop failures (the hottest year on record, again)

Joe Biden dead before the USA election

Trump wins the election somehow, if not by numbers then his supporters enforce it with violence 

Whatever way the USA election goes there will be rioting in November, sorry to say,  I just hope we can still enjoy a pumpkin spice coffee too

Tik tok is banned! Something like ‘the tiktok purge challenge” takes off (zoomer dudes kill vulnerable people like homeless, displaced immigrants, maybe random pedestrians) and it gets shut down. Maybe the challenge won’t be THAT drastic, but they are escalating stunts worse than trashing a bathroom in 2021 or stealing a car to crash lately

Twitter, briefly called X, finally goes dark. Elon Musk is too busy impregnating test tubes I guess 🤣 it will be revealed he has many more than the 11 or 12 known children 

Some kind of major shipping infrastructure fails

USA government shutdown, soon 

Sorry again for the negativity, and thanks for reading this. Happy New Year 🍾 If you have any predictions or ideas of what’s to come that you want to share,  please do it