Health
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A Funeral for the Old Year
A Funeral for the Old Year is the magical rite suggested this month. My daughter picked out a woodblock art calendar about witchcraft for “her room” (she doesn’t really live here anymore, and it’s been hard for me to accept) so I will be living with it myself for the…
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Empty Fridge, Skinny Body
List your top 5 grocery store items. Trigger warning: this post discusses weight loss, calorie restriction, and body image. This post also contains some toilet talk, sorry in advance! Sparkling water is essential, to have some manner of enjoyment when you’re on a restrictive diet. It has no calories, that…
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A Vigilante Dressed in Black (Not Batman)
Trigger warning if you don’t want to hear anymore delighting in the death of a scumbag healthcare millionaire. The coolest guy with the biggest balls in America took out an insurance boss on the street in NYC last week! Millions laughed and nobody cried. People hate to watch their loved…
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Does My Smartwatch Want Me Dead?
A content warning for talking about counting calories and weight loss. I accepted a deal on upgrading to a newer model of smartwatch and wonder now if it was a bargain for death and injury. There was nothing really wrong with my old watch, but it was a few years…
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Live Más
What is your favorite restaurant? It’s definitely not my all-time favorite restaurant but Taco Bell has become my reliable choice for fast food lately. I like to get some kind of burrito and a fun drink, ordering through their app and picking it up at a counter, to go. Nothing…
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The Weighted Hoop
What’s the most fun way to exercise? I used to exercise with a weighted hula hoop and would highly recommend that for anyone interested in a more fun form of fitness. I paid about $25 for mine, I got it at a sporting goods store in the mall (it was…
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Limping Towards the 2023 Finish Line
The Full Beaver Moon is a funny named lunar phase and last night it was impressive to behold for this vaguely witchy millenial mom. I didn’t go outside nor take any pics, it was a cloudy night with our first serious New York snowfall. But I sat in my dark…
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Blogiversary
I kept up my blog for a full year, and since you know I love to post cringe let me share too I am low-key proud of myself for that one. Twitter has called itself X for months now and somehow still gets worse each week, and reddit has chosen…
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An Apartment of Smoke and Fire
There was a fire in my apartment building, the neighbors below me burned their kitchen and so the entire building was filled with smoke. I ignored the sweet scent at first, it was a summer evening, I had the windowns open and sometimes smell things people on the street below…
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Facing Unpleasant Consequences
My ID has been expired for five years, most people are chill and just let it slide, if they even notice when I rarely have to show it. It’s not expensive to get (non driver ID) but it isn’t an important priority to me for some reason. I’ve still used…
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